The Shit-Faced-to-Face crew tells you all you need to know about his years Oscar picks….without having seen them!
Listen in astonishment as we use our powers of divination, scrying, and lycanthropy to fill you in on the plots of the Best Picture Nominees.
No regular spoilers…though our descriptions may spoil the real films.
“I’ve got your balls.” the immortal line from the film that nearly derailed the career of Gina Davis and did bankrupt a studio.
It’s Cutthroat Island, the high adventure of swashes buckled and treasure….suckled…?
It’s-a me, and I’m-a drunk.
How did this red hatted, be-overalled Italian stallion find his way into our pipes, our princesses, and our hearts?
Join the Shit-Faced-to-Face crew and special guest Baloo to find out.
Also….the Mario genocide connection you’ve all been clamoring for.
You slip in the shower or fall down the stairs….who shows up to help?
Paramedics, the folks that rush to save lives and maybe squirt people with juice.
Check out the stories of our buddy Mike from his days as a paramedic.
Can you even handle the Carter?
As Wonder Woman 1984 comes out and celebrates the most wonderful woman of the Regan years, lets check in on the most wonderful woman of the Ford years.
David and Marisa try to explain the plot of the 1975 pilot of Wonder Woman staring Linda Carter.
There’s nothing in the Bible that says Santa doesn’t have a dog!
Join us on a delightful romp through the Christmas classic, Santa Buddies.
Special Guests could include Christopher Lloyd, George Wendt, and a posthumous Tom Bosely.
Like so many words in the English language, sugaring is one with several meanings. Come and explore the sweet, sweet world of the many meanings of sugaring.
Welcome to our brand new SFTF Comedy Club.
Joining us for his SFTF Comedy debut is Austin.
Parties
Remember those?
Fun times where people got together in large groups, and made merry?
You remember how sometimes it would get weird or out of hand….well, the Shit Face-to-Face crew brings you tales of those before times.
Hop in your Way Back Machine as the Shit-Faced-to-Face gang learns about a holiday made famous by the Rugrats….and I guess one of the major religions of the world.
You said you would never return to the Cave of Time…well you’re full of shit!
That bitch of a cave whirls you back to medieval England and you must solve the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle…but the king want’s its fortunes for himself and that fucker and his army is right behind you.
Upset that your favorite bar or restaurant is closed, take out only, or totally different? Allow us to take you back to a simpler time when you could eat pizza, drink beer, pound shots, and have huge arguments in an Olive Garden.
As we all hang out and have to huff our own farts through Zoom meetings, we should remember the fact that we used to meet up and go to work.
Butt too itchy?
But you don’t want to lose the satisfaction of scratching?
Well now there is a better way!
Goochbees!
Since folks are stuck inside and likely aren’t going on many dates, here are some yarns about that wonderful subject - hilarious first dates.
Tired of living in constant fear of having to choose between people seeing what you’re reading and eating foul tasting paper?
Those days are behind you with Whitmans!
Step back into the past to a time when dragons walked the earth. You find yourself possessor of the Golden Sword of Dragonwalk, and with the legendary sword comes a mission. Will you join forces with the magician Merle? Here’s an extra wrinkle…your pretty drunk.
Shit-Faced-to-Face presents, Booze your own Adventure: The Golden Sword of Dragon Walk.
Vice President to the stars!
How is it that a man with such an incredibly sexy name could be the key to the corruption investigations that brought down an entire administration?
Find out
Our theme music for SFTF is the song Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
Yes we do make the obligatory underwear joke, but we also find out about what it was like growing up in the Mormon Church from our friend Scott.
