Here it is, the Finale!
Will Don Jon, Silas, and Isagnoma be able to stop whatever this creature is that is capturing all these miners?
Or will the visions of the past lure them to a fate that may be worse than death?
And, what about well sex?
Find out!
Well we messed up a big stupid robot! Hell Yeah!
How are we going to stop whatever has been making these miners disappear?
Can Don Jon and our heroes use this sentinel to solve their problems or will it come back to bite them in the butt?
With old one eyed Walsch Baskin in tow, Don Jon and our gang sets up a trap to shut down the mechanical sentinel guarding the subterranean city.
Can they shove a key WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up where the sun don’t shine….well, even more so since they’re underground.
Find out!
Why did it have to be Robots?
In order to discover the truth of this underground city and the plague that is coming up from it, out heroes need to disable a massive mechanized monster. Lucky for them, there’s a key to just turn it off. Unluckily for them, it’s guarded by another robot, a deadly chimera.
Our heroes have discovered that this mythril mine is actually an ancient lost city that the mining company has been disassembling. Is the answer to the strange plague that has been causing them visions of loved ones long gone connected to the pyramid at the center of this subterranean discovery?
And how many questions will be answered about Urso-Human sexuality?
This Mudred character has a lot to lay on us as he speaks from his cage. He presents a golden opportunity for us to learn about this magical affliction - no not mud drip - and why the mine fore-woman has taken such a heavy hand with her workers.
Don Jon and Sylas are exploring this dirty, understaffed, shit-hole of a mine, Isagnoma escaped his brief capture, and we learn of all the disappearances here in this mine.
Plus a great summer salad recipe for dwarves and a PSA about mud drip disorder.
Don Jon, Sylus, and Isagnoma are headed to the mythril mines to figure out what the hell is delaying the shipments.
I’m sure it’s probably nothing, but with the livelihoods of literally dozens of boomtown prostitutes on the line, you bet your ass Don Jon is on the case.
Worlds greatest hunter.
Worlds greatest lover.
Worlds most handsome man.
Don Jon Raskin has another adventure!
Join Don Jon and Harold the Rat on another adventure that the bards will one day sing of.
World’s most handsome man came, saw, and conquered….now it’s your turn to follow him on another exciting adventure.
But what about your beloved Fini and pals….
David and Austin have a hell of an announcement for you!
The thrilling conclusion of four teens attempt to escape some mammary based malefactors.
In this episode, Saraphina and friends are ambushed at the Loggers’ Camp by a terrible insectoid monster in the Neverwinter Wood! Will they survive the fearsome might of the infamous ankheg? And don’t they usually travel in packs?
Can these four teens safeguard their lives and their nipples? Or will the Nipple Man and his clan of backwoods booby burglars beat them?
In this episode, Saraphina and friends take a shortcut to get the coquettish adventurer, Don Jon Raskin, back to his jobsite. But they come across a strange Tower of Storms on the way. Will the abandoned village of Conyberry live up to its reputation of being a ghost town?
Join This American Dice at Condo-Con 2020 as they play Die Laughinga short-play, GM-less game where players portray characters in a horror-comedy movie inspired by 80s and 90s cult films.
Everyone's likely to die. It's just a matter of when and how funny you can make it….and how many nipples they have.
In this episode, Saraphina and friends, with the help of Don Jon Raskin, do battle with the orcish warriors and their imposing secret ally. Will our heroes be able to fight them off and reclaim the Shirne of Savras for the wererats? Will they discover the shrine’s secret?
Two pandas, two sun bears, and a polar bear walk into a truck stop. What ensues is wild. Join the folks at the 2020 Condo-Con for an adventure to nail the biggest score of honey this side of the Mason Dixon.
In this episode, Saraphina and friends, with the help of Don Jon Raskin, confront the orcs that have conquered the Shrine of Savras, but can these desperate ruffians be reasoned with?
The Grand Finale!
Marvel as Dr. Pilchas attempts to make good on his deal with the god of Death, as Herzl tries to convince a village of four inch gnomes that a two and a half foot tall halfling is somehow one of them, and see how Slim, Bard Bard, Brandon and Federico face down a crew of deadly dinosaurs. And behold, the deadly weapon both sides of this conflict have sought!
In this episode, Saraphina and friends continue their journey to escort the declamatory Don Jon Raskin to the Mountain’s Toe Goldmine, but what dangers await them inside?
